pi3rced-sirens:

apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

zeloismybaby:

kindred-spiritss:

hamfarto:

dildos-and-debutantes:

rescuerhera:

thejoshinator:

mpregbert:

ghostgiggles:

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

ask Patrick Star

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

supernatural-black-hole:

you-told-me-think-about-it:

ohitsjustkim:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate

and your grave

and eating your next pizza

this sums up all of tumblr 

don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)

FUCK YOU

crazygwen:

jools-holland:

Stephen Colbert reading Cat Fancy. My life is so much better now.

I saw this while watching the Colbert report XD

mavinbro:

This is one of the reasons I love Amy. She’s like “I’m shit at feelings. Please forgive me. I will punch you awkwardly in the arm until you stop looking sad.”

but look at grumpy little rory holding his sleeves aw

nyotas:

#jim’s face though   #his worldview’s been rocked  #wait??  #bones??  #you don’t just like people out of the blue it takes time and effort??   #and months of sleeping on the floor outside your room after you’ve locked them out for the fifth time because ‘some of us are doctors jim’   #’some of us have exams in the morning jim’   #’some of us don’t want to be woken up at 2am by your drunk self trying to take over my bed jim’  #i thought what we had was special??   #what do you mean you like him??   #bones?? BONES??   #and the rest of the film is just bones comfortingly stabbing jim with hyposprays to remind him that yes bones really does love him best

legendaryghostbanana:

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

doctorinthemindpalace:

guineapigwithaflamethrower:

Demons run when a good man goes to war.
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war.

Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war.

Demons run, but count the cost.
The battle’s won but the child is lost.

HOLY SHIT